I've been photoshopping ;)
I changed the sign that did say "Alcohol Free Zone ~ Consumption of Alcohol Prohibited - 2007". Now it says "School Free Zone ~ Repression of Children Prohibited - 2070"
Here's a close-up of the sign
I think it's great anyway :)
ETA- I know they're great pics, but before you all copy it all over the internet, I worked really hard to make those; at least link back to me and give credit :)